tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8540917235642233452012-02-16T08:43:29.091-08:00FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.comBlogger601100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-89441962593367991982010-02-20T04:46:00.001-08:002010-02-20T04:46:54.403-08:00If you don't know<br /><br />where you are going.<br /><br />You can never get lost.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-8944196259336799198?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-21187195705998637612010-02-20T04:45:00.001-08:002010-02-20T04:45:24.478-08:00Be glad of life<br /><br />Because it gives you the chance<br /><br />To love<br /><br />And to work<br /><br />And to play<br /><br />And to look up at the stars.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-2118719570599863761?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-59906510958353990192010-01-25T04:35:00.001-08:002010-01-25T04:35:46.430-08:00It seems only reasonable that <div><br /></div><div>Our enormous cosmos must be</div><div><br /></div><div>Populated with other creatures,</div><div><br /></div><div>some of them more advanced than</div><div><br /></div><div>We are.</div><div><br /></div><div>Clarke's first law:</div><div><br /></div><div>When a distinguised but eldely scientist</div><div><br /></div><div>States that something is possible,</div><div><br /></div><div>He is almost certainly right.</div><div><br /></div><div>When he states that something is impossible.</div><div><br /></div><div>He is very probably wrong.</div><div><br /></div><div>C larke's second law:</div><div><br /></div><div>The only way of discovering</div><div><br /></div><div>The limits of the possible is</div><div><br /></div><div>To try to step beyond them</div><div><br /></div><div>Into the impossibvle</div><div><br /></div><div>Clarke's third law:</div><div><br /></div><div>Any sufficiently advanced</div><div><br /></div><div>Technology is indistinguishable </div><div><br /></div><div>From magic</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>It may be that </div><div><br /></div><div>The old astrologers had the truth</div><div><br /></div><div>Exactly reversed</div><div><br /></div><div>When they believed that</div><div><br /></div><div>The stars controlled the destinies of men.</div><div><br /></div><div>They time may come</div><div><br /></div><div>When men con men control the destinees of the star.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-5990651095835399019?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-87702276849054227342010-01-25T04:34:00.001-08:002010-01-25T04:34:51.237-08:00When you have eliminated<div><br /></div><div>The impossible</div><div><br /></div><div>Whatever remains</div><div><br /></div><div>However improbable,</div><div><br /></div><div>Must be true?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-8770227684905422734?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-47720671432005653392010-01-25T04:33:00.002-08:002010-01-25T04:34:19.207-08:00He who has a thousand friends<div><br /></div><div>has not a friend to spare,</div><div><br /></div><div>And he who has but one enemy</div><div><br /></div><div>shall meet him everywhere</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-4772067143200565339?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-32222766668053895822010-01-25T04:33:00.001-08:002010-01-25T04:33:40.398-08:00If there is any religion<div><br /></div><div>which is acceptable to</div><div><br /></div><div>the scientific mind</div><div><br /></div><div>It is Buddhism.</div><div><br /></div><div>The most beautiful thing</div><div><br /></div><div>we can experience is</div><div><br /></div><div>the mysterious</div><div><br /></div><div>It is the Source of all</div><div><br /></div><div>true art and science</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>No amount of experimentation</div><div><br /></div><div>can ever prove me right,</div><div><br /></div><div>A single experiment</div><div><br /></div><div>can prove me wrong</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Politics are for the moment</div><div><br /></div><div>An equation is for eternity.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-3222276666805389582?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-91956207179499683322010-01-25T04:32:00.001-08:002010-01-25T04:32:45.484-08:00Probable impossibilities<br /><div><br /></div><div>Are to be preferred to</div><div><br /></div><div>Improbable possibilities.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-9195620717949968332?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-9971428973798216182010-01-25T04:31:00.000-08:002010-01-25T04:32:02.901-08:00You can fool all the people<div><br /></div><div>some of the time,</div><div><br /></div><div>And some of the people</div><div><br /></div><div>all the time,</div><div><br /></div><div>But you cannot fool all the people all the time</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The best thing</div><div><br /></div><div>About the future is that</div><div><br /></div><div>It comes</div><div><br /></div><div>Only one day at a time.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-997142897379821618?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-76515337397668396572010-01-25T03:58:00.001-08:002010-01-25T03:58:25.179-08:00Wonder<div><br /></div><div>Rather than doubt</div><div><br /></div><div>Is the root of knowledge.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-7651533739766839657?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-5343308666569711162010-01-25T03:56:00.001-08:002010-01-25T03:56:53.978-08:00Nature and Nature's laws lay<div><br /></div><div>hid in the night;</div><div>God said" let Newton be", and </div><div><br /></div><div>all was light.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-534330866656971116?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-36454006449440732082010-01-25T03:54:00.000-08:002010-01-25T03:55:26.048-08:00Time goes, you say?<div><br /></div><div>Ah no!</div><div><br /></div><div>Alas, time stays.</div><div><br /></div><div>We go<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">When Science meets philosophy</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-3645400644944073208?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-36150922476316210152009-10-27T22:40:00.000-07:002009-12-26T04:23:52.243-08:00<div><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/THAMMA%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-9.jpg" alt="" /></div><div>The land was ours </div><div><br /></div><div>Before we were </div><div><br /></div><div>The land's</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-3615092247631621015?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-24655103925815629902009-10-27T21:13:00.001-07:002009-10-27T21:14:38.948-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>When you collect</div><div><br /></div><div>The ten wisest men of the world</div><div><br /></div><div>And ask them to find out</div><div><br /></div><div>The most stupid thing in existance</div><div><br /></div><div>They will not be able to find anything</div><div><br /></div><div>Stupider than astrology.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-2465510392581562990?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-19661055231626467732009-10-27T21:12:00.000-07:002009-10-27T21:13:09.850-07:00<div><br /></div><div>For tribal man</div><div><br /></div><div>space was the uncontrollable mystery.</div><div><br /></div><div>For technological man</div><div><br /></div><div>it was time</div><div><br /></div><div>that occupies the same role.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1966105523162646773?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-78252101711661674692009-10-27T21:10:00.000-07:002009-10-27T21:11:59.212-07:00Never doubt that<div><br /></div><div>a small group of thoughtful,</div><div><br /></div><div>commited citizens.</div><div><br /></div><div>can change the world:</div><div><br /></div><div>Indeed.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's the only thing</div><div><br /></div><div>that ever has.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-7825210171166167469?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-87670764274872964072009-10-27T21:09:00.002-07:002009-10-27T21:10:46.450-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ther ain't no suer way</div><div><br /></div><div>To find out</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Whether you like people or hate them</div><div><br /></div><div>Than to travel with them.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-8767076427487296407?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-83984845265655103412009-10-27T21:09:00.001-07:002009-10-27T21:09:47.204-07:00<div><br /></div><div>We visit others</div><div><br /></div><div>as a matter of social obligation</div><div><br /></div><div>How long has it been</div><div><br /></div><div>since we have visited with ourselves.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-8398484526565510341?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-47785734876302921402009-10-27T21:08:00.001-07:002009-10-27T21:08:55.022-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>One from of loneliness</div><div><br /></div><div>Is </div><div><br /></div><div>To have a memory</div><div><br /></div><div>And no one to share it with.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-4778573487630292140?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-26299296884850847672009-10-27T21:03:00.001-07:002009-10-27T21:08:07.722-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>" Tell me what you read</div><div><br /></div><div>and I'll tell you who you are."</div><div><br /></div><div>Is true enough.</div><div><br /></div><div>But I'd know you better</div><div><br /></div><div>If you told me what you reread.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-2629929688485084767?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-1713453104630505192009-10-27T21:03:00.000-07:002009-11-19T18:36:12.784-08:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>" Tell me what you read</div><div><br /></div><div>and I'll tell you who you are."</div><div><br /></div><div>Is true enough.</div><div><br /></div><div>But I'd know you better</div><div><br /></div><div>If you told me what you reread.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-171345310463050519?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-67965769523418503872009-10-27T21:00:00.000-07:002009-10-27T21:03:21.836-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Books must follow sciences,</div><div><br /></div><div>And not sciences books.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Some books are to be tested,</div><div><br /></div><div>Others to be swallowed,</div><div><br /></div><div>And some few,</div><div><br /></div><div>To be chewed and digested.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>There is no excellent beauty</div><div><br /></div><div>That hath not</div><div><br /></div><div>Some strangeness in the proposition</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>It is a strange desire</div><div><br /></div><div>To seek power</div><div><br /></div><div>And to lose liberty</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-6796576952341850387?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-41220842467557329432009-10-27T20:59:00.000-07:002009-10-27T21:00:29.572-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>People</div><div><br /></div><div>Who make music together</div><div><br /></div><div>cannot be enemies,</div><div><br /></div><div>At least</div><div><br /></div><div>not while the music lasts.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-4122084246755732943?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-20307959571750362612009-10-27T20:57:00.002-07:002009-10-27T20:59:25.452-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Statistics</div><div><br /></div><div>Are human beings</div><div><br /></div><div>With the tears</div><div><br /></div><div>Wiped off.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-2030795957175036261?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-7252127045287425592009-10-27T20:57:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:57:47.246-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Self-conquest</div><div><br /></div><div>Is the greatest</div><div><br /></div><div>Of victory.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-725212704528742559?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-71533980943592949082009-10-27T20:56:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:57:18.236-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>It's strange but;</div><div><br /></div><div>For truth is always strange,</div><div><br /></div><div>Stranger than fiction.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-7153398094359294908?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-15202037917982061742009-10-27T20:53:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:55:53.302-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>A slip of the foot</div><div><br /></div><div>you may soon recover,</div><div><br /></div><div>But a slip of the tongue</div><div><br /></div><div>you may never get over.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Remember not only </div><div><br /></div><div>To say the right thing</div><div><br /></div><div>In the right place.</div><div><br /></div><div>But, for more difficult,</div><div><br /></div><div>To leave unsiad the wrong thing</div><div><br /></div><div>AT the tempting moment.</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1520203791798206174?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-55675855750593061922009-10-27T20:52:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:53:07.799-07:00An optimist stays up<div><br /></div><div>until midnight</div><div><br /></div><div>to see the new year in.</div><div><br /></div><div>A pessimist stays up</div><div><br /></div><div>to make sure</div><div><br /></div><div>the old year leaves.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-5567585575059306192?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-45110469005917404732009-10-27T20:50:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:51:52.846-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>A man with a watch knows what time it is; A man with two watches isn't so sure.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>It's no use crying over split milk, It only makes it salty for the cat.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-4511046900591740473?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-17486730501086442302009-10-27T20:49:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:50:06.325-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Seven cities warred for Homer,</div><div><br /></div><div>Being dead,</div><div><br /></div><div>Who,: living,</div><div><br /></div><div>Had no roof to shroud his head.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1748673050108644230?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-57589320098868042072009-10-27T20:48:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:48:55.186-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Life is a pure flame,</div><div><br /></div><div>And we live</div><div><br /></div><div>By an invisible sun</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Within us.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-5758932009886804207?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-14315322291795005662009-10-27T20:46:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:47:52.984-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>I like the dreams</div><div><br /></div><div>of the future</div><div><br /></div><div>Better than this history</div><div><br /></div><div>of the past.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>In matters of principle.</div><div><br /></div><div>stand like a rock.</div><div><br /></div><div>In mater of teste,</div><div><br /></div><div>swim with the current.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1431532229179500566?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-63377211511010755742009-10-27T20:45:00.002-07:002009-10-27T20:46:30.274-07:00<div><br /></div><div>The truth</div><div><br /></div><div>is beautiful.</div><div><br /></div><div>But the beautiful</div><div><br /></div><div>is not </div><div><br /></div><div>necessary true.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-6337721151101075574?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-54884869745206514072009-10-27T20:45:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:45:39.877-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Experience</div><div><br /></div><div>Is what you get</div><div><br /></div><div>When you don' t get</div><div><br /></div><div>What you want.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-5488486974520651407?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-5858101818725156172009-10-27T20:43:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:44:56.330-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Did you hear what the white rat</div><div><br /></div><div>Said to the other white rat?</div><div><br /></div><div>...I've got that psychologist</div><div><br /></div><div>so well trained that</div><div><br /></div><div>every time I rieng the bell</div><div><br /></div><div>he brings me something to eat.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-585810181872515617?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-59397895082113007512009-10-27T20:42:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:43:05.393-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Personaly</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm interested in history</div><div><br /></div><div>But not in the past.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm intersed n </div><div><br /></div><div>The next twenty-four hours.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-5939789508211300751?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-65857817687715425252009-10-27T20:41:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:42:05.425-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>When you finally go back</div><div><br /></div><div>to your old hometown</div><div><br /></div><div>You find</div><div><br /></div><div>it wasn't the old home</div><div><br /></div><div>you missed</div><div><br /></div><div>but your childhood.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-6585781768771542525?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-56897225337638748522009-10-27T20:39:00.002-07:002009-10-27T20:41:12.323-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The real danger is not that</div><div><br /></div><div>Computers will begin to think</div><div><br /></div><div>Like men,</div><div><br /></div><div>But that </div><div><br /></div><div>Men will begin to think</div><div><br /></div><div>Like computers.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-5689722533763874852?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-42616564591219953222009-10-27T20:39:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:39:53.606-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>We are in bondage</div><div><br /></div><div>To the law</div><div><br /></div><div>In order that</div><div><br /></div><div>We may be free</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The good of the people</div><div><br /></div><div>Is</div><div><br /></div><div>The chief law.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-4261656459121995322?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-11235767703150860352009-10-27T20:34:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:35:27.872-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Most men pursue pleasure</div><div><br /></div><div>With such breathless haste</div><div><br /></div><div>That </div><div><br /></div><div>They hurry past it.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1123576770315086035?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-10281237217323446242009-10-27T20:31:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:34:41.655-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Smile , though your heart is aching</div><div><br /></div><div>Smile, even though it is breaking.</div><div><br /></div><div>When there are clounds in the sky.</div><div><br /></div><div>You'll get by if you smile.</div><div><br /></div><div>Through your fear and sorrow.</div><div><br /></div><div>Smile, and may be tomorrow.</div><div><br /></div><div>You'll see the sun come shine through.</div><div><br /></div><div>For you.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Light up you face with gladness.</div><div><br /></div><div>Hide every trace of sadness.</div><div><br /></div><div>Although the tears may be ever so near.</div><div><br /></div><div>That's the time.</div><div><br /></div><div>You must keep on trying.</div><div><br /></div><div>Smile, what's the use of crying.</div><div><br /></div><div>You'll find that life is still worthwhile.</div><div>If you just smile.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1028123721732344624?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-19090685560893349232009-10-27T20:29:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:30:37.237-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Our greatest responsibility is be good ancestors.</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1909068556089334923?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-43144482319379700942009-10-27T20:28:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:29:35.629-07:00<div><br /></div><div>I take my dream with me.</div><div><br /></div><div>But it will not be lost to humanity.</div><div><br /></div><div>It will belong to you the day the world</div><div><br /></div><div>is educated enough to profit by it</div><div><br /></div><div>and wise enough not to abuse it.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-4314448231937970094?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-81805922444319952542009-10-27T20:27:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:28:14.793-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Do not commit the error</div><div><br /></div><div>common among the young</div><div><br /></div><div>Of assuming that </div><div><br /></div><div>if you cannot save the whole of mankind</div><div><br /></div><div>you have failed.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-8180592244431995254?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-2747369950724379982009-10-27T20:26:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:27:11.266-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Wild animals never kill for sprt.</div><div><br /></div><div>Man is the only one</div><div><br /></div><div>to whom the torture and death</div><div>of his fellow-creatures</div><div><br /></div><div>is amusing in itself.</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-274736995072437998?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-23311035021712906492009-10-27T20:16:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:18:22.356-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Sometime, in the not unforeseeable future.</div><div><br /></div><div>Men will stand on the frontiers of the solar system</div><div><br /></div><div>anad face the stars.</div><div><br /></div><div>Either they step back.</div><div><br /></div><div>Content to live out the future alone.</div><div><br /></div><div>Denying the spirit that has brought them thus far</div><div><br /></div><div>or they go on the stars</div><div><br /></div><div>Which is ti to be?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-2331103502171290649?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-44573862014842802502009-10-27T20:15:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:16:23.455-07:00<div><br /></div><div>The earth from here</div><div><br /></div><div>is a grand oasis</div><div><br /></div><div>in the big vastness of space.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-4457386201484280250?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-52155035594476833602009-10-27T20:14:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:14:59.959-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Computers can figure out</div><div><br /></div><div>all kind of problems.</div><div><br /></div><div>Except the things in the world</div><div><br /></div><div>that just don't add up.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-5215503559447683360?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-2935359125566603012009-10-27T20:12:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:14:05.862-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Man is flying too fast</div><div><br /></div><div>for a world that is round</div><div><br /></div><div>Soon he will catch up</div><div><br /></div><div>with himself in a great rear-end collision</div><div><br /></div><div>and man will never know that </div><div><br /></div><div>what hit him from behind</div><div><br /></div><div>was man.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-293535912556660301?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-564329815969225152009-10-27T20:10:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:12:39.522-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Science is vastly more stimulating</div><div><br /></div><div>to the imagination than are the classics.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-56432981596922515?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-2295160545340690472009-10-27T20:09:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:10:50.274-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>We are made wise,</div><div><br /></div><div>Not by</div><div><br /></div><div>The recollection of our past,</div><div><br /></div><div>Bu t by </div><div><br /></div><div>The responsibility for our future.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-229516054534069047?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-10226330945410154362009-10-27T20:08:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:09:52.089-07:00<div><br /></div><div>The star</div><div><br /></div><div>that nature hung in the heaven.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>And filled their lamps</div><div><br /></div><div>with everlasting oil,</div><div><br /></div><div>To give due light</div><div><br /></div><div>To the misled and lonely traveler.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1022633094541015436?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-18375048960691652982009-10-27T20:07:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:08:36.881-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>I Have always felt that</div><div><br /></div><div>doubt was the beginning of wisdom</div><div><br /></div><div>And the fear of God</div><div><br /></div><div>was the end of wisdom</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-1837504896069165298?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-28883048698100424632009-10-27T20:06:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:07:41.763-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The earth is the cradle</div><div><br /></div><div>of the mind</div><div><br /></div><div>But you cannot live</div><div><br /></div><div>in the cradle forever.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-2888304869810042463?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-60003090529653838992009-10-27T20:05:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:06:43.063-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Fear not that</div><div><br /></div><div>thy life shall come to an end.</div><div><br /></div><div>But rather fear</div><div><br /></div><div>it shall never have a beginning.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-6000309052965383899?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-24205337800799873252009-10-27T20:04:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:05:44.639-07:00<div><br /></div><div>Imagination</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Will often carry us</div><div><br /></div><div>to worlds that never were.</div><div><br /></div><div>But without it</div><div><br /></div><div>We go nowhere.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-2420533780079987325?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-70599662773874991302009-10-27T20:02:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:04:31.683-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ours is the first generation</div><div><br /></div><div>that has grown up with science fiction ideas.</div><div><br /></div><div>I know many young people who will of course</div><div><br /></div><div>Be interested but in no way astounded,</div><div><br /></div><div>If we receive a message from</div><div><br /></div><div>an extraterrestrial civilization.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-7059966277387499130?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-8268261662796623332009-10-27T20:01:00.001-07:002009-10-27T20:02:41.164-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>I believe I've found</div><div><br /></div><div>The missing link</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>between animal and clivilized man.</div><div><br /></div><div>It is us.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-826826166279662333?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-8105071664224888982009-10-27T20:00:00.000-07:002009-10-27T20:01:42.516-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The ultimate test of man's conscience</div><div><br /></div><div>May be his willingness</div><div><br /></div><div>To sacrifice something today</div><div><br /></div><div>For future generations</div><div><br /></div><div>Whose words of thanks</div><div><br /></div><div>Will not be heard.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-810507166422488898?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-36063190763572412662009-10-27T19:54:00.000-07:002009-10-27T19:59:24.417-07:00<div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Philosophy is written<div><br /></div><div>In that great book</div><div><br /></div><div>Which ever lies before our gaze</div><div><br /></div><div>-----I mean the universe----</div><div><br /></div><div>But we cannot understand</div><div><br /></div><div>If we do not first learn the language</div><div><br /></div><div>And grasp the symbos</div><div><br /></div><div>In which it is written.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-3606319076357241266?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-854091723564223345.post-40593630582875720042009-10-27T19:52:00.000-07:002009-10-27T19:54:19.829-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">" famous scientists and philosophers quotes"</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/854091723564223345-4059363058287572004?l=science-technology-philosophy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>FunnyEnglishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15004847878809098882noreply@blogger.com0